Showing posts with label bar jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bar jokes. Show all posts

Friday, December 11, 2009

A kangaroo walks into a bar...

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender
figures that a kangaroo probably isn't very economically aware, and
charges him $50. The marsupial orders a beer next time, and is charged
$60. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. He
casually remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here."
The kangaroo replies, "At these prices, no wonder."